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moghedien:

Marisha: I’m gonna play a character that is so unromancable this time around *plays a literal corpse*

Fearne and Imogen:

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ohlaudna:

Laudna from Critical Role speaks to Imogen Temult: I'm sorry.ALT
Imogen: I wish this gift would've shown us something sooner.ALT
Laudna: I know. I know it's a burden.ALT
Imogen looks down, unsure and sad.ALT
Laudna: I get headaches just from listening to people chatter out loud.ALT
Imogen laughs.ALT
Laudna: I can only imagine the dumb shit people have rolling around in their heads.ALT
Imogen, still smiling: Bertrand was full of a lot of dumb shit.ALT

I’ll go stand by Laudna. I just give her a big hug.

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madejsbian:

madejsbian:

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

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reasonablyobsessed:
“ captainnickii:
“ weavemama:
“ me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight
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I am so weakkkk
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No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s...

reasonablyobsessed:

captainnickii:

weavemama:

me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight 

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I am so weakkkk

No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash.

They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.”

They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”

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